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Peter was just an average, middle-aged salaryman working at the local printing press. He never left the town he grew up in and couldn’t imagine living anywhere else.

When Peter wasn’t working or nose-kissing ‘Captain Cuddles’ – his bearded collie – he was enjoying wine tours, reading romance novels, knitting scarves, or watching Galapagos Island marathons on the Travel Channel.

This was all well, good, and fulfilling until he saw an extraordinary ad placed in the latest edition of The Happy Life gazette - – specifically, an ad placed by Deadpool.

And this oddly masked Deadpool character with all the swords, guns, rocket launchers, and mangy stuffed unicorns? He was searching for super-people experienced in acts of death-defying derring-do. 

The ad…affected Peter. It created a swell of emotions involving missed opportunities and a longing to explore a larger, unseen world.

So, what did the mild mannered (and mustachioed) Peter do? Ladies and gentlemen, Peter answered that mother-@#$%ing ad.

Made from 100% cotton, our Peter He Saw the Ad Women's T-Shirt features an image of Peter living the exciting life of a superhero -- a life involving swordplay, gunplay, Mutants with laser eyes, and an unusual amount of skydiving.

Yes, our Peter-themed t-shirt for women proves that the formerly innocuous every-person can choose to live the life of a superhero simply by deciding to live the life of a superhero.

Training, impervious skin, and unbreakable bones be damned.