Consider your feet...invincible. 

Why? Because you just slipped on the accurately designed Iron Man Classic Armor Crew Socks, and said Iron Man socks look very much like Iron Man's classic 'red and golds.'

Yes, these Iron Man socks for men and women feature sock-length illustrations of Iron Man's classic armor. And yes, they continue Iron Man's solar-powered integument on the "back."

Made from 98% polyester and 2% spandex, these Iron Man socks celebrate one of Tony Stark's earlier models -- the version that came with roller skates.

Oh, and it also dispersed oil slicks and the occasional ball bearing.