If Darkseid has been messing with your pants as of late then you need the 24-38 inch long JLA Group Seatbelt Belt! Ruling Apokolips gets super boring from time to time so I could see why Darkseid would try to play pranks on you or try to shoot Omega Beams at you. That's alright though because I'm pretty sure the one size fits most JLA Group Seatbelt Belt with Batman, Superman, Cyborg, Wonder Woman, Flash, Aquaman, and Green Lantern should be enough to offer some kind of protection. Or something.