Junk food should always be served in infinite portions.

The Teen Titans can eat. No, seriously --they can really, really eat. As in, forever -- their stomachs never burst, their teeth never splinter, their chewing never falters, and their appetites never dull.

If you're looking for irrefutable proof regarding the Teen Titans' superhuman consumption power, I call your attention to the Teen Titans Eating Academy Kids T-Shirt! AHEM! OVER HERE!

Made from 100% cotton, this aqua-blue Teen Titans t-shirt for kids features a full-sided print of the eclectic Teen Titans GO! gang.

And they're bobbing -- Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg are bobbing in a sea of smiling burgers, hot dogs, ham legs, pies and pizza.

And they're going to consume this sea. And re-consume it. And re-re-consume it. And re-re-re consume it. And re-re-re-re-consume it. And re-re-re...yeah, you know where this is going.