The 5 inch tall Harley Quinn & Mallet Patch is the merit badge the Joker bestows on people for excellence in mallet-ry, playing card themed outfits, and excessive use of the word 'puddin'. Hooray! Displaying everybody's favorite psychologist-turned-psychopath Ms. Harley Quinzel, the Harley Quinn & Mallet Patch has her striking a pose with her trademark smashy-smash mallet. She probably just wants to check your funny bone with that thing.