Our Cyborg t-shirts are the result of fusing cotton, polyester, and the unstable alien elements of a Mother Box. Basically, I'm telling you our Cyborg t-shirts might spontaneously transport you -- via "Boom Tube" -- to the planet Apokolips. Right, the planet lorded over by Darkseid, an infinitely powerful, high-dimensional being concerned with subjugating universal free will. How to effectively enjoy a Cyborg t-shirt? Do your very best to overlook the will-subjugating protocols programmed by Desaad.