Deadpool Lanyards

When attending the World Chimichanga Convention, you cannot hold your ID on just any lanyard – you MUST use a Deadpool Lanyard. Wade Wilson is the Chimichanga King, a Lord of the Taco, and the Duke of the Burrito. Why else would they call him the Merc with a Mouth? Have you seen this guy eat? So, put down that bland piece of cloth you have around your neck and get a Deadpool lanyard that tells the world you mean business.