You're eating too fast!

If a normal human scarfed 50,000 calories every 3 hours at the speed of sound, they would be...well, they would have a persistent, crippling tummy ache.

However, if you're connected to an infinite other-dimensional energy gifting you extraordinary speeds, eating consistently is an absolute necessity.

Grab our Flash 16oz Glass Storage Bowl with Lid and scarf down 57 bowls of cereal/salad/soup in .0003 seconds or less.

Made from solid glass, this Flash bowl features a snug plastic lid for secure storage and a rather large Flash symbol covering the bowl's bottom.

Perfect for storing foodstuff at any and all temperatures -- this is especially helpful while traversing the infinitely wavering temperatures of the Multiverse!

• 4.25" in diameter.
• 13" circumference.
• Dishwasher safe.