I would make an appointment at STAR Labs: Your baby might be touched by the Speed Force.

I say this because your newborn eats pudding at Mach 3, vibrates in and out of diapers, and creates cyclones while twirling a finger.

To clothe your Speed-Force-infused baby in a soft, easily applied snapsuit that offers protection against the physical stress of high-velocity crawling, STAR Labs recommends the Flash Super Fast Snapsuit with Removable Cape.

Made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester, this Flash snapsuit for boys (and girls!) features the following Flash-centric accents in a do-it-yourself aesthetic:

A hand-colored Flash symbol! A Flash logo! Proclamations related to Flash's super-speed! Proclamations related to your child's super-speed!

And is that a cape? Why yes, it is! This snapping Flash one-piece features a bright yellow cape affixed by velcro. Adorning the cape, a hand-colored Flash symbol.