Made from 100% Cotton, this red t-shirt features an image of the Flash running like hell with a  stream of ...speed.....in his wake! The Flash is faster than you, but not me. He started entering sub-light speed, expecting me to falter...but I didn't.  Flash started entering the speed of light, his legs stretching out a thousand miles in front of him......and I remained at his side.  He entered the post light phenomenon, waving hello to parallel Flash from Earth 27403 and hiding from his past selves, all existing simultaneously but separated by coarse, vibrating time-silicon.  I started running backwards, tripped several times but STILL beat him to the Speed Force.  Heh. Must have been Barry, 'cause I sure a hell couldn't beat Wally this easy.