If it's especially breezy in Keystone City, you know EXACTLY who to blame.

If there's a sudden gust of wind tearing the soft pretzel out of your mustard-covered clutches, chances are...

...IT'S THE FLASH!

Need confirmation? Just wait for the red blur, the sonic boom, and the return of your soft pretzel by amorphous red blur. Thanks, Flash!

Made from 100% cotton, our Flash Super Breeze Distressed Women's Racerback Tank Top features a purposely distressed image of the Flash creating impressive (and disruptive) gusts in his wake.

Below the hurtling Flash, a classic Flash logo caught in the 'Scarlet Speedster's' incalculable momentum.

Featuring a fashionable 'racerback' back, this Flash tank top for women is...gone. It just disappeared. Wait. Now it's back again. Damn you, Flash!