Peter Griffin once gave a shot at being a leader of a choir of Sand People. It didn't go so well, and they all scurried off! Sand People are easy to scare, but will always return in greater numbers. That's when you run into trouble. You get that crowd mentality going and you are likely to get stampeded, so not only would you be trampled but also acoustically assaulted by that weird bark-oink-screech sound effect. I would imagine it would be quite disorientating and probably not the most coherent moments of your life. You know how you can stay on the Sand People's good side? The Red Star Wars Sand Person Sticker! They'll know that you come from a galaxy far, far away and since you're wearing a red image of them, you'll instantly be able to make that Sand People noise. Measuring 4.5" across and 5.5" high.