One quashes a rebellion to secure his son, the other terrorizes crime to avenge his father.

Both characters go to great lengths to fill the family-sized holes in their hearts. Darth Vader will ruin a rebellion and dismiss the Empire to secure Luke, and Batman will obsessively protect a city to ensure no child loses a parent.

-- Because Bruce Wayne lost both. --

Put them together in a very clever mash-up t-shirt where comical emotional neediness is the central theme? Yep, we have ourselves a winner.

Our Bruce I'll Be Your Father Men's T-Shirt -- completely EXCLUSIVE and only available HERE -- is a charcoal gray t-shirt featuring the recognizable, emotionally scarred silhouettes of two psychologically -- and aesthetically -- dark characters.

Made from 100% cotton, this Batman and Star Wars-themed t-shirt features a man who could desperately use a father, and a father who's just been given the opportunity to amend some seriously terrible karma.