Save the walking, talking space teddies!

We beseech the occupying Imperial armada to refrain from slaughtering the indigenous, ridiculously cute and fluffy Ewoks whilst brutalizing the planet for priceless natural resources (mostly wood).

Anyway, the blood-crazed tyranny enacted by Endor's oppressors MUST END! 

Join the Rebellion, wear the Save Endor Stop the Genocide Men's T-Shirt, and steal the speeder bikes from doddering Scout Troopers -- it's time to prevent the mass flattening of Ewoks under the Empire's unrlelenting industrial tread.

Wait. "Unrelenting industrial tread?" Just...just go with it.

Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, this army green t-shirt represents the galaxy-wide "SAVE ENDOR" movement with the words "SAVE ENDOR." Clever.

And yes, this Star-Wars-related t-shirt for men also features crossed spears -- the preferred weapons of all Ewok warriors -- and familiar lettering pulled oh-so-cleverly from the Star Wars logo.