Thor Buttons, Pins
Cover your goat-skin jacket in several hundred Thor buttons and pins! Yes, you accompany Thor on every single adventure involving slaying giants, slaying Dark Elves, slaying Dark Fairies, and slaying hapless mortals entranced by Loki. For every successful slaying, Thor buys you an infinite flagon of mead, and presents you with an utterly priceless Thor button. And the pricelessness is present because each blessed button features the Odinson's striking visage, or perhaps an intriguing study of his mighty hammer, Mjolnir.