This is not an extinction-level event you're going to walk away from.

Thor is quite heroic and noble -- attributes the self-proclaimed "god of thunder" has displayed quite often over a hundred different scenarios involving superheroes and underappreciated deities.

And yes, he saved Earth, or perhaps the whole of existence, countless times with a courteous wink and a powerful hammer swing. But when the enemy was finally too powerful, edging Thor -- and the universe -- ever closer to extinction, he had no choice:

Summoning the totality of Asgard's infinite power, he struck a blow that rendered the Earth in twain.

What does something like that look like? It looks like the illustration adorning our Thor Raging Thunder God Men's T-Shirt.

Made from 100% cotton and perhaps enough mystical lightning to scald reality...

...this Thor t-shirt for men features an amazing image of Thor striking a blow so solid, so fierce, that your home studio ended up circling a black hole residing directly beneath your water-treated basement.