Is this cute?

I’m not sure why somebody made a cute shirt out of one of the most traumatic things that can happen to a person: being taken over by an alien Symbiote. It might be different if the Venom had a personality like Rodney Dangerfield or Don Rickles. It might actually be fun roasting people and hitting the town.

But that isn’t how this works. Venom is mean and gross and Carnage is even worse, so it’s kind of a bummer when you find yourself in the position Peter Parker is in on this shirt.