It's never too early to teach your children about Wonder Woman.

And if they're having a hard time comprehending the glory of Wonder Woman -- because they're more concerned with eating, napping, teething, and drooling -- you can always assimilate them slowly with glorious Wonder Woman apparel.

So, grab a Wonder Woman Star Sparkles Snapsuit with Tutu and slip it on your colicky newborn while they sleep --which is most of the time, considering they're met with an endless succession of exhausting and adoring adults.

Anyway, this orange Wonder Woman snapsuit drives home the Wonder Woman aesthetic with a multi-colored Wonder Woman symbol lined with dollops of fine glitter.

Made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester, this Wonder Woman snapsuit snaps securely with three snapping snaps!

And the reason you're all here: A pink, ruffled, and sparkling tutu! Because every aspiring princess deserves a tutu dipped in (completely fake but equally hypnotizing) stardust.