Made from 100% Cotton, this pair of blue boxer briefs for men features a giant freakin' Spiderman head right over your sensitives, with red highlights bordering the legs and functioning fly.  The red, covered, elastic waistband features raised, blue Spiderman logos and a blue stripe lining the band in its entirety.

Ahh, the boxer briefs.  With Spiderman's spoon-shaped cranium planted right in the center of...things.  Great. Spiderman. Slapping a depressive, introvert's cranium on the "area" doesn't do too much to raise the self esteem.