Spider-Man Distressed Cover Men's T-Shirt
- It's so distressed, the distressed is distressed!
- Officially licensed Spider-Man t-shirt.
- Made from 100% cotton.
"He's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, not mine."
Yeah, he saves skateboarders from awkward, embarrassing deaths and occasionally deflects a universe-spanning cataclysm, but...but...BUT HE'S A #@#%#!# MENACE!
Seriously., J. Jonah Jameson is 100% on the money -- Spider-Man is not, in any way, "amazing", "spectacular", or "friendly". In fact, he's a freakin' NUISANCE (and, yes, still a menace)!
Just the other day, he football-tackled Green Goblin into my newspaper stand. Did he stick around and offer compensation for smoldering magazines or recommend a local specialist for trauma-counseling? Of course not.
And now, he's in comics AND on t-shirts. WHAT!!?? Yep, this Spider-Man Distressed Cover Men's T-Shirt is making Spider-jerk a LOT of extra cash -- cash that should go to me and my stand, NOT his sticky Spider-pockets.
Although, I have to admit -- this Spider-Man t-shirt for men is pretty stylish. I mean, it features a purposely distressed image of a rather contemporary comic book cover.
Honestly, it looks like my entire inventory after Spider-Man bull-horned the Goblin into my magazine rack.
- Sku: tsspdmdiscvr
- Color: Black
- Sleeve Type: Short sleeve
- Licensor: Marvel
- Style Attributes: Image
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Reviews of Spider-Man Distressed Cover Men's T-Shirt
Montreal, Qc, Canada
Looks fantastic!! Love it!!!
I got this classic Spider-Man shirt on sale. Will give out for Christmas.