"He's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, not mine."

Yeah, he saves skateboarders from awkward, embarrassing deaths and occasionally deflects a universe-spanning cataclysm, but...but...BUT HE'S A #@#%#!# MENACE!

Seriously., J. Jonah Jameson is 100% on the money -- Spider-Man is not, in any way, "amazing", "spectacular", or "friendly". In fact, he's a freakin' NUISANCE (and, yes, still a menace)! 

Just the other day, he football-tackled Green Goblin into my newspaper stand. Did he stick around and offer compensation for smoldering magazines or recommend a local specialist for trauma-counseling? Of course not.

And now, he's in comics AND on t-shirts. WHAT!!?? Yep, this Spider-Man Distressed Cover Men's T-Shirt is making Spider-jerk a LOT of extra cash -- cash that should go to me and my stand, NOT his sticky Spider-pockets.

Although, I have to admit -- this Spider-Man t-shirt for men is pretty stylish. I mean, it features a purposely distressed image of a rather contemporary comic book cover.

Honestly, it looks like my entire inventory after Spider-Man bull-horned the Goblin into my magazine rack.