He’s a Soft Touch Man of Steel

Give your keys the feel of real steel with this awesome Superman Soft Touch keychain. Clark Kent doesn’t really need glasses or house keys for that matter. But when he saw this sweet Superman soft touch keychain, he knew he had to have it.

Now he walks around pretending to open doors all over town just to get a glimpse of this cool keychain. He also whispered “My Precious” to himself last week but we’ll brush that off.