The Fortress of Solitude can get a bit drafty, even in the summer! Superman really should have chosen a better location for hanging out, but I suppose he is really rather private...maybe a bit anti-social. He didn't want the Fortress of Party Zone, he wanted solitude! I bet solicitors still call there though, they probably even call his cell phone. Superman rips somebody's phone book in half every time somebody calls him talking about debt consolidation or something about credit cards.

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